Ten Signs That YOU Could Be Dating a Psychopath

Patrick-Bateman-Axe

Ladies, we all know how hard the dating game can be. How do you read the signs? How can you tell if he’s *really* a nice guy? What’s he hiding in the trunk of his car?

It’s tough. So, to help you out – and in the tradition of those very helpful lists that we all see posted every day – I’ve put together a few things to look out for.

You’re welcome.

  1. He never picks up the check.
  1. He says things like, “I think I might be a psychopath.”
  1. He wears dresses made from human skin.
  1. His dog’s name is Ted Bundy.
  1. His “dog” is actually a stuffed fur coat with a squirrel’s head glued on top.
  1. He leaves the toilet seat up.
  1. When you ask what he’s thinking, he sheepishly says, “Nothing”, while surreptitiously hiding the masking tape and rope behind his back.
  1. He never holds the door for you.
  1. You saw him on “America’s Most Wanted” but he claims it’s a guy that just looks like him.

And has the same name.

And who also killed his entire family in a bloody rampage.

  1. He thinks Donald Trump makes some interesting points.
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